*giggles*

[nouveau_monday]

you know you've found the perfect writing muse when you get this in your email:

I love that we're debating whether there's enough sex in a fic that has, up to this point, 1. a poolside blowjob, followed by 2. simultaneous fucking/handjobs [in a hot tub], followed by 3. [more sex] 4. another blowjob.

And yet? I dunno. I think it needs more, actually. lol.

Comments

[ladysonsie.livejournal.com]

Ha! Oops. Now I know. :D

[nouveau-monday.livejournal.com]

fortunately you're in luck because, you know, married and all. ;) so many hotties, so not enough time.

[ladysonsie.livejournal.com]

See what I should do is send you my skirt then you can have fun with the wife. Plus help with the world domination and all.

[nouveau-monday.livejournal.com]

oooh la la. i don't know what the wife would do if i had a cheerleading skirt. but i do know i need to find some cheerleader icons for when i'm enabling people. i need to be, like, not a size gazillion and three before i fit into cheerleading outfits. otherwise i'd be all about it. instead - definitely the cheerleading moves would rock. :)

Be Aggressive. B-E Aggressive. B-E A-GG-R-E-SS-I-V-E agressive! B-E Aggressive.

[ladysonsie.livejournal.com]

Ha! You totally need cheerleading icons.

The biggest thing I remember about it, and like I said I really just was one for like 5 mins, was we had to be loud and clear and all the moves had to be sharp. And smile. God they always wanted you to smile. Prob. why I only lasted a short time. Hee.

[nouveau-monday.livejournal.com]

i can be smiley with the best of them. and still look like i could rip someone's throat out - apparently. at least this is what sister tells me. what made you want to cheer in the first place?

[ladysonsie.livejournal.com]

My best friend was trying out when we were in HS and I was always loud and flexible so I thought I'd go with her. We both made it on but she stayed and I only lasted a season because honestly after awhile the girls annoyed me.

Oh and as cliche as this is I also had the biggest crush on one of the football players. Had it since we were in the 3rd grade together. So that helped. (And I did eventually get him)

[nouveau-monday.livejournal.com]

i dated a football player or, umm, hmm, two? three? something like that. aah, junior high. those were the days. i wanted to cheer because there were no gymnastics at my school, but the coach made it very clear that fat girls were not welcome - regardless of whether they could do cartwheels, round offs, full splits, backbends and various other things, as well as base a pyramid. *shrugs* so i was subversive, dated some of the football team and made sure to be a snarky bitch. oh yeah, junior high, what a great set of memories. ;)

[ladysonsie.livejournal.com]

The football guy didn't last long. Then I always was with the musicians or punk boys. But god that coach sounds like an ass. Sorry. That sucks. But being a snarky bitch can be loads of fun sometimes. Plus you can be a total cheerleader now. Just without the splits and backbends. This enabling thing - total cheerleader mode.

[nouveau-monday.livejournal.com]

wanna know the best part? i'm still fat, but now i'm 32 and not 13, and i can still do splits and backbends. oh yeah. i'm totally more flexible than most of my students. i'm almost back to the point where i can put my leg behind my head. i just need some more pilates. :) it's good to have semi-secret talents. maybe that's what helps the enabling?