Boys You Don't Know

Title: The Interview (Part 5a)
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Noah/Luke
Rating: PG-13; bad language only
Word Count: 4.8kish
Summary: Can you have a first date after you've already had sex?
Spoilers: This is completely AU for the boys. So yeah, any relation to the story line is minor. Facts I kept were the Colonel, Noah's mom, and Oakdale. Other characters resemble themselves, but everyone, by definition is not quite him/her self.
Disclaimer: As I said, this is AU. The characters belong to CBS and P&G and possibly others, but definitely not me. That is the real travesty of all of this.
Notes: Thank you so much to mightyten for being the bestest beta ever. Seriously, she save my ass all the time. I'm so grateful. Also, there's supposed to be another part to this but I didn't get it posted. I'm typing as fast as I can, but i wanted to get something out tonight.


( What am I supposed to say? According to Roth, this guy dresses like a reject from Fall Out Boy. And hey, when did you go all emo for boys like Pete Wentz anyway? I thought that was my job? )

On to 5b

Title: The Interview (Part 4)
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Noah/Luke (Noah/OMC <-- Noah's a rentboy. These things will happen.)
Rating: NC-17 for content
Word Count: 3.5kish
Summary: A start
Spoilers: This is completely AU for the boys. So yeah, any relation to the story line is minor. Facts I kept were the Colonel, Noah's mom, and Oakdale. Other characters resemble themselves, but everyone, by definition is not quite him/her self.
Disclaimer: As I said, this is AU. The characters belong to CBS and P&G and possibly others, but definitely not me. That is the real travesty of all of this.
Notes: Thank you so much to mightyten for being a great beta, especially when I whine all the time. And she's ridiculously busy. And she still did this. Because she rocks.


( Luke shakes his head. His neck burns where Noah had licked it. )

And still more

Title: The Interview (Part 3)
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Noah/Luke
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 3.7kish
Summary: Noah finds a new location and tries to return something Luke left behind.
Spoilers: This is completely AU for the boys. So yeah, any relation to the story line is minor. Facts I kept were the Colonel, Noah's mom, and Oakdale. Other characters resemble themselves, but everyone, by definition is not quite him/her self.
Disclaimer: As I said, this is AU. The characters belong to CBS and P&G and possibly others, but definitely not me. That is the real travesty of all of this.
Notes: Thank you so much to mightyten for being a great beta, especially when I whine all the time. And she's ridiculously busy. And she still did this. Because she rocks. And also elin_aurora who saved me during my time of need.

( Apparently he looks psychotic enough, because the guy behind the counter nods like one of those big-headed bobble head toys and scurries away to the coffee pots. )


Next Installment

Title: A Really Bad Idea
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Van/Jake (and why yes, thank you, I am going to hell)
Rating: NC-17 BABY
Word Count: 4.5kish
Summary: Jake and Van discuss the merits of Bride & Prejudice. And then there is oral sex.
Spoilers: Umm ... RPS, so no.
Disclaimer: This is in no way true. Never was. Never will be. Jake and Van belong to themselves, not me. And this is all the fault of some people from Zomgwtf who suggested that we needed more RPS. And then someone suggested I try it, and then I did, and now I'm going to hell, but maybe people will enjoy the lovely decoration on the hand baskets.
Note #1: Thank you so much to mightyten for being a great beta. Seriously, I have never been more thankful that someone volunteered to read my stuff ever. She was brave to do it that first time and I am forever appreciative and then some.
Note #2: This is the events that happen directly after I Dare You. I think it makes sense as a stand alone, but it's so much better with both of them together. The italics right after the cut are the end of the first part, so they'll look familiar if you read I Dare You first.


( Van let his body go limp onto the couch and tumbled Jake on top of him. The weight and press of Jake's body was even better than he imagined; rough, strong, hard. They never got horizontal on set, and maybe there had been a good reason for that. It was difficult to say your lines convincingly while trying not to spontaneously orgasm. Or at least he imagined it would be. )

Final Installment

Title: If I Wrote You
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Luke/Noah
Rating: PG-13/R for language, and yes, that means no sex occurs in this piece. (I wasn't going to mention that, but apparently as this little world has been all about the sex, someone thought I ought to mention it.)
Word Count: 4.6k-ish
Summary: Noah and Luke aren't sure how it happened that they aren't speaking, but they know it's not okay. Now how do they fix it?
Spoilers: There are quotes from April 29th's show and May 6th's show. All of the events take place between those two dates. If you aren't up to date, and don't want to be, don't read.
Disclaimer: In my world this is what happened between when Luke left and then when Luke next showed up at the house a week later. Apparently the writers left these scenes on the cutting room floor.
Notes: Thank you so much to mightyten for being the best beta, especially when she has her own wonderful stuff to write which is amazing and you all should read immediately if you haven't. Also, she suggested that I point out that all of this is in my little Magnets!verse, and in that happy place, the boys have been having sex since New Years Eve. And, I'm still on track with the storyline. So what do you know, maybe it has been going on for that long? You can start at the beginning of the Magnets stories by checking out my memories. They're all numbered and pretty there.
My other note, as always, is to give credit to the music that wound up as the title. Dar Williams' If I Wrote You off End of Summer because in the end it was that fear of this all being over that stopped the boys from speaking.


If I Wrote You

( Noah ran his fingers through his hair and definitively did not throw something. Ameera was there, and not used to loud noises. Or maybe she was overly used to loud noises. Whatever. It didn't matter. Luke had done it again. But this time, it didn't feel like before. )

ithilien22 and I decided our boys of ATWT (Luke and Noah) needed a porn-a-thon. The writers have decided they need to wait, but we decided we couldn't.

If you write Luke/Noah or have always wanted to, now may be your chance!

There's a bunch of prompts just seeking comment length fic. Read something quick to entertain yourself, or better yet, write some as well. You know you want to do it.

http://community.livejournal.com/luke_noah/194857.html

I was sure sure sure I had these in my delicious account, but I'm looking for a j2 where JA places soccer @ summer camp and meets JP who plays lacrosse, and then at the end of the summer they lose contact, and then they're in college and ... yeah ... someone has this story and knows it and will please please please send me the link so I can add it.

I'm missing another one as well that I was sure sure sure I had in my delicious account, but I'm so caught up in looking for this one, that I can't remember the other one. Which sort of sucks, because who doesn't like some good j2 au. Seriously.

Also, one of my favoritest betas in the whole wide world sent me this youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRxDuawmjrs which may be the cutest reason to write rps ever for people that aren't j2.

umm ... there was something else, i swear. oh right. so i sucked it up and became a paid member because i need more icons like i need a oxygen or something.

I'm somewhat bored and feeling lonely. la la la. back to writing.

Criminal Minds fic is shaping up nicely. Morgan could seduce the clothes off of anyone. I swear.

ATWT fic is not going so well. I'm stuck. Guess I need to watch the youtube vids again. that should help. Or at least, not be a hardship. ... mmm ... cute boys.

*squinches up face because still not coping precisely* RPS is not going terribly... oh god. Does everyone feel like they're going to hell the first time they write RPS/F/whatever letter you want to put at the end there?

Okay, so I watched season 1, and yeah, I definitely saw it, but season 2? season 2 is ohmygodlackinginsubtlety. seriously.could we hit the viewers over the head more? cucrrently watching simon said. not subtle at all.

tell me again how i have one fandom and i don't need others. tell me again how i never ever need to write anything else but my little corner of the luke/noah fandom. ever. ever. ever ever ever.

I went to visit my friend katomyte in NYC this weekend. Had a blast. Spent saturday day time walking around the city. Spent saturday night and sunday morning watching Dark Angel episodes with Jensen Ackles in them.

Just for the record, I feel like a dirty old man. Seriously. I just don't think I should have had such an intense ohmygodwantnownownow a. about a celebrity, b. a celebrity many years ago, c. i had a whole bunch of more reasons but all of them end in my toes curling and me panting with bizarro celebrity lust.

In other news, I continue to be all angsty within my fandom of choice. I need to jump fandoms or something. I keep hearing angsty music and going "oh, that would be perfect for how Luke or Noah is feeling right now." Tonight's music of choice was Pet Shop Boys Jealousy.

I can picture Luke being at the farm, lying on his bed, thinking about what happened, maybe tossing a hackey sack up in the air and catching it. He doesn't want to think about Noah and Ameera, doesn't want to think about why he hasn't heard from Noah in twelve hours, doesn't want to think about what might be going on, even though realistically he knows nothing is going on, but it doesn't stop the pain, the fear, the vision that's flitting through his mind. He's so gay that he'd totally be listening to the pet shop boys and would absolutely identify with the lyrics. (For those not in the know, you can find the lyrics behind the cut.)

( lyrics )