Boys You Don't Know

Title: This Is Not A Girl Crush
Author: Me? Oh, nouveau_monday. Yeah. That’s me.
Rating: PG-13 (Okay, okay, don’t kill me. I don’t know what’s wrong. I lost my porn somewhere.)
Warnings: Blatant objectification of Jensen Ackles and Kerr Smith. Lots of swearing. Angsty McStupidPants
Disclaimer: Apparently, I have no shame inside me. And, also, this is FICTION.
Beta: The bestest Jill that I ever did see.
Author's Notes: written for luke_noah's monthly challenge #3. Thanks to people who answered questions about 3D movies and humored my need to know about Ryder Hughes. Yeah. Umm. Don’t ask.


( I cut because I care... or something like that. )

Title: Better than A Brick to The Head
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Van/Jake (and why yes, thank you, I am going to hell)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4.7kish
Summary: X-Men3 is really gay
Spoilers: Umm ... RPS, so no
Disclaimer: This is in no way true. Never was. Never will be. Jake and Van belong to themselves, not me. And this is all the fault of some people from Zomgwtf who suggested that we needed more RPS. And then someone suggested I try it, and then I did, and now I'm going to hell, but maybe people will enjoy the lovely decoration on the hand baskets.
Note #1: Thank you so much to elin_aurora for being a great beta.
Note #2: This is the events that happen directly after A Really Bad Idea, which is directly after I Dare You. I think it makes sense as a stand alone, but it's so much better with all of them together.


( Van scrounged for a word but came up empty. )

Title: A Really Bad Idea
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Van/Jake (and why yes, thank you, I am going to hell)
Rating: NC-17 BABY
Word Count: 4.5kish
Summary: Jake and Van discuss the merits of Bride & Prejudice. And then there is oral sex.
Spoilers: Umm ... RPS, so no.
Disclaimer: This is in no way true. Never was. Never will be. Jake and Van belong to themselves, not me. And this is all the fault of some people from Zomgwtf who suggested that we needed more RPS. And then someone suggested I try it, and then I did, and now I'm going to hell, but maybe people will enjoy the lovely decoration on the hand baskets.
Note #1: Thank you so much to mightyten for being a great beta. Seriously, I have never been more thankful that someone volunteered to read my stuff ever. She was brave to do it that first time and I am forever appreciative and then some.
Note #2: This is the events that happen directly after I Dare You. I think it makes sense as a stand alone, but it's so much better with both of them together. The italics right after the cut are the end of the first part, so they'll look familiar if you read I Dare You first.


( Van let his body go limp onto the couch and tumbled Jake on top of him. The weight and press of Jake's body was even better than he imagined; rough, strong, hard. They never got horizontal on set, and maybe there had been a good reason for that. It was difficult to say your lines convincingly while trying not to spontaneously orgasm. Or at least he imagined it would be. )

Final Installment

I was sure sure sure I had these in my delicious account, but I'm looking for a j2 where JA places soccer @ summer camp and meets JP who plays lacrosse, and then at the end of the summer they lose contact, and then they're in college and ... yeah ... someone has this story and knows it and will please please please send me the link so I can add it.

I'm missing another one as well that I was sure sure sure I had in my delicious account, but I'm so caught up in looking for this one, that I can't remember the other one. Which sort of sucks, because who doesn't like some good j2 au. Seriously.

Also, one of my favoritest betas in the whole wide world sent me this youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRxDuawmjrs which may be the cutest reason to write rps ever for people that aren't j2.

umm ... there was something else, i swear. oh right. so i sucked it up and became a paid member because i need more icons like i need a oxygen or something.

I'm somewhat bored and feeling lonely. la la la. back to writing.