Boys You Don't Know

i just skimmed through lady and the tramp,

and i know who lady is
and who's the tramp

and how they're kinda the same person, but not

and i know who tom and rosey are playing

and who are being played by others

and maybe who chad will be

what do we think of twin chads in drag? do we have an opinion on this?


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

He's a tramp
But I love him
Breaks a new heart
Ev'ry day
He's a tramp
They adore him
And I only hope
He'll stay that way
He's a tramp
He's a scoundrel
He's a rounder
He's a cad
He's a tramp
But I love him
Yes, and even I
Have got it pretty bad
You can never tell
When he'll show up
He gives you
Plenty of trouble
I guess he's just a
No 'count pup
But I wish that he
Were double
He's a tramp
He's a rover
And there's nothing
More to say
If he's a tramp
He's a good one
And I wish that I
Could travel his way

I couldn't sleep last night. I tried to, but it was 9 million degrees and my back hurt and my insides want to be outsides in that way that female insides want to be some times. So I sat up, read some remarkably unsmutty au that was cool and hot with the making out but no actual sex. Then someone posted a video of jared padalecki being beyond gracious and amazing and my heart sorta bled for him for having to do that, and just re-enforced my adoration, and the fact that he's really tall and really pretty.

Anyway, I then went to go and soak in my own sweat (I know, I'm sexy. What's a girl to do?) and unbidden into my mind came the beginning of a j2. And I. Didn't. Write. It. Down. In. The. Moment. Which was stupid. And irritating. And various other words. So, apparently no j2 writing for me.

except that I remember the first teeny bit in some vague non-well written way so i'm recording it for posterity in hopes that it makes the rest come back.:

They hadn't.

It didn't matter what people said, what they wrote, anything. It didn't matter if they pined away like cheesy romance heroines from bodice rippers. It hadn't happened. It wasn't going to happen. And they would both die before they ever spoke about it. That's just the way it worked.

So I accidentally wandered into the reel_spn community off a rec from a rec from a ... you get the picture.

Anyway, the point is this:

someone ACTUALLY DID But I'm A Cheerleader - j2 style!

This is me freaking out!

I'm going to go read and wiggle my toes.

I hope it's good.

I can see this in my mind so very well.