Boys You Don't Know

My sleep schedule is all hosed right now, and i took a nap mid day. So of course, hosed sleep + napping = funny dreams for monday. And this one? totally bizarre. I don't have time for all of it, but I'll tell the important part.

For some reason post manicure/pedicure that even while getting done i was not understanding, because i don't need a fill or a color change for another week, i ran into the guy that plays Casey on As the World Turns. And somehow we got into a conversation about how he and i should make out ... for publicity only. (Of course.)

And then we met up later, and there were a million people around, and he found me and was like "Here seems like a good place." I wasn't sure what to do but just sort of stare blankly (because this was after this weird sequence where i was hiding so i wouldn't be forced to eat decomposing human flesh to become a werewolf and not be killed by vampires).

AND THEN, he kissed me. and Oh MY God and Goddess and your gods and goddesses also. That was a kiss. Keep in mind, I haven't kissed a male since 1993, so maybe my perspective was off. I don't even know. What I do know is that his hands were incredible and his mouth was perfect and it totally made my toes curl.

*hides head* I cannot believe I had this dream.

You have rewound your tivo eighteen times and all you want to do in the world is grab the nearest person and make the fuck out.


jesus.



THERE WAS TONGUE! JAKE'S TONGUE!




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Title: Tell Me
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Van/Jake (and why yes, thank you, I am going to hell)
Rating: R/NC-17 for language and desire, but no actual sex occurs in this piece.
Word Count: 3kish
Summary: Friends don't let friends drink and dial, except when they do, and then it pretty much rocks.
Spoilers: Umm ... RPS, so no, unless the fact that there seem to be a lot of candids with these two not quite sober.
Disclaimer: This is in no way true. Never was. Never will be. Jake and Van belong to themselves, not me. And this is all the fault of some people who suggested that we needed more RPS … especially with the story sucking so much right now.
Notes: Thank you so much to mightyten and ladysonsie for being great cheerleaders, Especially, elin_aurora who did edits and caught my stupid mistakes in the first half of this. Thanks also to sweetiejelly who offered this up as a hayloft prompt for the remix. It didn't get done in time, but I hope you like it.



( Jake slammed a hand on his dresser, scattered pens, books, an empty can, and god knows what else across his bedroom as he reached for his phone. The Batman theme meant it was Van, but why the fuck was he calling at ass o'clock at night after they'd been out together most of the night anyway? )

Title: Please
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Luke/Noah
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6.1k-ish
Summary: AU, breaks off after Cyndi Day and shows what would have been a much better solution.
Spoilers: Haven't seen July 3rd episode yet? Don't read this if you don't want to know.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone related to this show. If I did it would be very very different. CBS and P&G, Van, Jake, I'm a little jealous of you all for owning yourselves and this story.
Notes: Much thanks, as always, to mightyten who betas as always. Plus qafaddiction and elin_aurora who did some beta-ing also.
Dedication: This would not have happened at all without Marcella, Elin, Heather and Brak. Seriously. Marcella, you're the best beta ever. Elin, it's not a naughty PM but I hope it's a decent replacement. Heather, you read everything so carefully; it's wonderful. Brak, the line about cookies being rolled on the counter was stolen from you shamelessly. Finally, in my head, this is truly dedicated to Jake and Elin's elephant, where ever it currently is.


( Noah blasts country music as he heads back on to campus. He knows it's past the time when they're supposed to monitor their noise on campus and he doesn't care. He's thinking of the damned soldiers from the bases where he grew up. )

Title: The Interview
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Noah/Luke
Rating: Now with NC-17 goodness
Word Count: 6kish
Summary: Noah is being interviewed by a reporter. Noah is not the Noah we know; he's a rentboy.
Spoilers: This is completely AU for the boys. So yeah, any relation to the story line is minor. Only facts I kept were the Colonel, Noah's mom, and Oakdale.
Disclaimer: As I said, this is AU. The characters belong to CBS and P&G and possibly others, but definitely not me.
Notes: Thank you so much to mightyten for being my beta for part of this. It's not fully beta'd so some mistakes are all mine. Feel free to email me or leave a comment if it's screwed up some how.

( Noah curls his back into his pillow and wraps his arm around his legs... )


The Next Part

Title: A Really Bad Idea
Author: nouveau_monday
Pairing: Van/Jake (and why yes, thank you, I am going to hell)
Rating: NC-17 BABY
Word Count: 4.5kish
Summary: Jake and Van discuss the merits of Bride & Prejudice. And then there is oral sex.
Spoilers: Umm ... RPS, so no.
Disclaimer: This is in no way true. Never was. Never will be. Jake and Van belong to themselves, not me. And this is all the fault of some people from Zomgwtf who suggested that we needed more RPS. And then someone suggested I try it, and then I did, and now I'm going to hell, but maybe people will enjoy the lovely decoration on the hand baskets.
Note #1: Thank you so much to mightyten for being a great beta. Seriously, I have never been more thankful that someone volunteered to read my stuff ever. She was brave to do it that first time and I am forever appreciative and then some.
Note #2: This is the events that happen directly after I Dare You. I think it makes sense as a stand alone, but it's so much better with both of them together. The italics right after the cut are the end of the first part, so they'll look familiar if you read I Dare You first.


( Van let his body go limp onto the couch and tumbled Jake on top of him. The weight and press of Jake's body was even better than he imagined; rough, strong, hard. They never got horizontal on set, and maybe there had been a good reason for that. It was difficult to say your lines convincingly while trying not to spontaneously orgasm. Or at least he imagined it would be. )

Final Installment

I went to visit my friend katomyte in NYC this weekend. Had a blast. Spent saturday day time walking around the city. Spent saturday night and sunday morning watching Dark Angel episodes with Jensen Ackles in them.

Just for the record, I feel like a dirty old man. Seriously. I just don't think I should have had such an intense ohmygodwantnownownow a. about a celebrity, b. a celebrity many years ago, c. i had a whole bunch of more reasons but all of them end in my toes curling and me panting with bizarro celebrity lust.

In other news, I continue to be all angsty within my fandom of choice. I need to jump fandoms or something. I keep hearing angsty music and going "oh, that would be perfect for how Luke or Noah is feeling right now." Tonight's music of choice was Pet Shop Boys Jealousy.

I can picture Luke being at the farm, lying on his bed, thinking about what happened, maybe tossing a hackey sack up in the air and catching it. He doesn't want to think about Noah and Ameera, doesn't want to think about why he hasn't heard from Noah in twelve hours, doesn't want to think about what might be going on, even though realistically he knows nothing is going on, but it doesn't stop the pain, the fear, the vision that's flitting through his mind. He's so gay that he'd totally be listening to the pet shop boys and would absolutely identify with the lyrics. (For those not in the know, you can find the lyrics behind the cut.)

( lyrics )